FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS.
Our schedule is updated online every day and shows who will be on schedule for the next three days. If the lady you’d like to see isn’t shown, please keep checking back for her next shift!
If there’s a specific lady you’d like to see at a certain time, please give us a call on 03 9699 1711 or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we may be able to arrange an advance booking depending on her availability.
Due to the Ridiculous State laws that govern our industry we are prohibited from advertising for service providers. Therefore if you are interested in more information about The Boardroom please contact us, either on (03) 9699 1711 or email email@example.com for further information.
We try to be as accurate as possible with the Lady’s schedules. Whilst we would like to know a full week in advance, with so many ladies, it’s inevitable that times and dates are always changing. Through experience, we have found it most accurate in three-day blocks. It is always a good idea to either call or email to confirm the availability of your chosen lady.
Unfortunately once again it’s the laws in Victoria, which prohibit any alcohol from being served in a licensed brothel. Sydney has had the luxury of greater wisdom and perhaps an even more enlightened approach to this Industry.
It makes sense that you should be able to have a drink or two to set the mood but as big brother thinks that it’s evil for you, we have to follow the rules.
All forms of payment are accepted including cash, EFTPOS, credit card (Visa, MasterCard, Diners, and American Express), and foreign currency. There is also an ATM on the premises for your convenience. As discretion is fundamental to all our services the name that will appear on all receipts and statements is different from our business name.
Bookings do not have to be sexual if you do not wish them to be. When you choose to stay with one of our lovely Boardroom ladies, what you do with your time is completely up to you. There is a percentage of our guests that visit because they enjoy the company of our beautiful ladies.
The Boardroom is, without doubt, a high-class establishment and our ladies like to be treated with respect. It is a great place to visit with a fun atmosphere, our ladies will pamper you from the moment you walk in.
No appointment is necessary to come in and meet any of our gorgeous ladies. There are always several ladies working at any given time of the day so you never know whom you may come in and meet? However, if you did have a particular lady that you enjoyed spending your time with please don’t hesitate to call reception on (03) 9699 1711 to discuss when your favorite lady may be working again or to book another encounter.
We have a wide range of glamorous ladies from all over the world, and they offer all types of fantasies and fun. Each lady offers different intimate services,
The Boardroom recommends you discuss in detail your requirements with your chosen lady as some services may include a higher service fee.
The Standard service at The Boardroom is generally the same for every lady (an agreed industry standard), and allows for intimate contact, protected oral on you, and protected sex.
Each lady will offer a different Deluxe Service depending on her own comfort and preferences, but as an example only, some ladies offer kissing, mutual oral, costumes and dress-ups, toy play, and some cater to different kinks and fetishes. The Boardroom does not set out rules for what each lady does and doesn’t offer, so you know that when a lady offers you a service as part of her Deluxe, it’s because she really wants to do it – not because she has to.
The best thing to do is pay us a visit in person and speak to each lady about what she offers in her deluxe service. From there you can make the decision as to which lady you should book.
You can view our ladies’ schedules at www.boardroom.com.au, or give us a call on 03 9699 1711 to make an appointment.
For Privacy and Safety reasons some of the ladies don’t want to show their faces or bodies. For them, we use a generic photo that best represents the description of the lady. For the ladies that provide us with their own actual photos, we clearly mark them as VERIFIED PHOTOS, once they have been verified by us.
As to selecting a lady for an outcall please call on +61 3 96991711 and speak to one of our reception staff who will be only too happy to help you. Or if you can visit us, as we have so many ladies why not come in and select your own lady to either take back or visit you at your allotted time. Whilst it requires a visit many of our clients prefer this as it gives the opportunity to view all available at the time and helps make sure you get the lady you want.
No payment is required when you walk into The Boardroom.
We respect your time and effort to visit us. Please feel free to come in and meet all of the beautiful ladies; obligation-free. However, after meeting the gorgeous Boardroom ladies walking away may be a hard task to accomplish.
The Boardroom opens at 10am every day of the week. We close at 4am Sunday to Thursday with the later closing time of 6am Fridays and Saturdays.
If you havent visited us before I suggest you pay us a visit at 53 Market Street, South Melbourne, you won’t be disappointed.
There is no such thing as a typical client/guest. As long as you are 18 years or older, The Boardroom has a wide range of glamorous ladies that can cater to all varieties of gentlemen’s requests. Don’t be too shy to come and talk with any of the beautiful ladies about any specific desire that you have.
We also have award-winning staff that can assist with bringing any fantasy you have, come to life.
It is a requirement by law that the ladies are tested for STIs on a monthly basis. All our ladies practice safe sex at all times which protects you and the lady.
It is actually an offense to not use a condom.
Parking is available in The Boardrooms private car park If you do not wish to use our private car park there is always on-street parking available. For your convenience, our secure and undercover parking is adjacent to our entrance. Don’t be exposed to the weather or the pain of parking meters. Drive straight in and start your stay truly stress-free.
We are compiling a list of our most asked questions and will update this list regularly.
There are always questions that people have about The Boardroom or our industry; these were some of the most asked questions that we have received. If you have any additional questions, please feel free to contact one of our lovely receptionists on (03) 9699 1711 or talk to them upon your next visit.
Have a question you need to be answered. We will try our best to answer you, either privately or post it here in faqs.
You can submit your questions via the email below.
Hope to see you soon.
The Boardroom Team